“We have achieved subject leadership.” – Bubbler believes everyone is talking about SPO.
“We are back, dear companions.” – Five months after a turbulent leadership duel, Bubbler sees itself on the right track.
“Everything we worked hard to build was torn down by OVP.” – Bubbler is working on the People’s Party…
“The FPO was always there – sometimes as an ally, sometimes it was just a blip.” – …and did not leave the Freedom Party either.
“We will ensure that this spate of ball wasting finally comes to an end.” – Bubbler wants to go to the Chancellery.
“We will rebuild everything they demolished.” -Babbler, builder.
“It is unethical to ask this question.” – People don’t talk about money, especially not about the cost of a Red Dream concert.
“René Benko – symbol of the economic potential of the ÖVP.” – The SPO boss doesn’t care about the flailing real estate investor with whom top politicians were once happy.
“What he did was actually a robbery.” – Bubbler sees taxpayers as harms and the ÖVP as “collaborators”.
“There should be no doubt that social democracy demands Israel’s right to exist.” – SPO leaders feel obliged to clarify.
“But we do not describe all Palestinians as members of Hamas.” — but Babler promised “solidarity” with “every innocent victim.”
“The match is on the table, we are the only force that can stop Kickal.” – The SPO boss is once again calling for a duel against the FPO boss.
“Elbow or heart, that’s the decision between us.” – And it’s already getting hot.
“Kick-off, here we go.” – Bubbler wants to win the competition.