Dear Ms. Gavesler!
it is hot. It is very hot nowadays. And no, I am not writing you now about climate change, climate crisis and the end of the world altogether. I leave it up to you, your funders and anyone who likes to stay somewhere.
The heat of the last few days has been something else for me. The question is, maybe you’ve been lying in the sun for too long and you’ve felt a slight prickle from that bright, dark orange, thick spot in the sky? This can happen with anyone. Or was it because of your political desperation, knowing that the green star is sinking? Or just a clumsy attempt to go down in history as eternally silly weather?
Doesn’t matter. In any case, you started the campaign: whoever gets a tattoo, for example with the words “Climate Stamp”, will receive an annual Climate Stamp for free. What a creative minister!
I’m thinking of the Mühlviertel commuter who likes to be active with the customs group on the weekend and has to take public transport to Linz to go to work during the week. To get a free annual ticket, he has to get a “climate ticket” tattooed on his upper arm or anywhere. Or the elementary school teacher who commutes from Wiener Neustadt to the federal capital and plays on the volleyball team in her spare time. She could have used the ticket as well. But for this you have to associate with the tattoo motif that your people specify. One asks oneself, is this stabbing or bribing?
Even if it was just one activity at the Frequency Festival, it says a lot about you. I can see and hear the outrage from the Greens if any other party comes up with something like this. For example: Herbert Kickl Villach is giving away 1,000 euros in Kirchtag if you have “Border Closed” tattooed on your arm. or “Only cash is true” and receive 1,000 euros from Carl Nehmer, which is fitting on World Savings Day.
Madam Minister! Do normal politics and stop troubling people with such disturbing acts. What may sound like good to you is actually a sign of desperation, overwhelm, and political novice. Don’t we have other problems in this country?
If you are fond of tattoos, you can always get tattooed. Alone and in the tattoo parlor. But not as primitive and hypocritical as The Weeknd: as effective, albeit washable, children’s tattoos in the media on an open forum. You are so pathetic and pathetic. Be daring and get the perfect tattoo. For example, the text: “I was there. 2020-2024. But then it was voted down.”
sincerely
His
expressicus