“Hello, I’m Madonna – the mother of Jesus”. This is how the superstar introduces himself in the video. She does not reveal whether “her son” turned water into the wine from which she then takes a large sip.
“Hello, I’m drunk,” the text continues. Followed by a dance routine that could have come from Britney Spears’ Instagram dance school. But nothing helps. “Wait for the cocaine to take effect,” Madonna says to the camera.
Luckily that happens pretty quickly. “Nobody touch me!” screams the Queen of Pop, punching the air with a show of resistance. Then she sniffles and announces that she’s going to call the police. Before she (finally) hosts the remix of her hit.