If you are neither vaccinated nor recovered, according to Federal Minister of Panic Karl Lauterbach you only have a few hours to live: February is coming to an end – and by March it should be witty forecast according to which all people are known to be “vaccinated, recovered or unfortunately died”.
A comment by Vanessa Renner
In fact, in addition to countless vaccinated people, many non-vaccinated citizens were “lucky” to catch Omicron – lucky in that these people were able to enjoy the short-term recovery status in a number of cases without any significant illness. Bad luck in that the positive test often caused all plans for the following days to implode, because you had to sit in the booth with a slight sneeze, while work colleagues, in view of the growing “quarantine status” (you can’t call it sick leave), were on the sidelines of madness approached. Others, on the other hand, can still provide evidence of antibodies and / or T cells, but have been healthy for too long for this to give them their rights back. And still others have been completely spared from Covid-19 for two years now and are therefore mistakenly considered to be dangerous to the public health system – or as dead, if Karl Lauterbach has his way.
Lauterbach advocates demos
The Ukraine war has robbed Germany’s most unpopular Covid howling buoy of its limelight – but it will definitely come back. Maybe from now on she will be a little bit more Climate-Heulboje now that Covid-19 is no longer officially a critical problem. After all, Karl Lauterbach has finally officially given his okay for large-scale demonstrations for freedom and democracy:
Whatever he will admonish and warn about from now on: The next false forecasts are sure to come. At least that’s what citizens can rely on.